Getting hopped up on goofballs and losing stats later,
Suffering from withdrawl, then buying some more,.
getting drunk on mad train wine, finding a fly in my swill, 
these are a few of my favorite things.
writing poems that dont rhyme, and buying some more goofballs,
robbing some hobos, and stealing their wine,
gtfo you hobo, yes I do want your mad train wine,
these are a few of my favorite things.
how the fuck did I get my blended frozen swill with a fly in it,
that is one of my favorite things.
when I find a spider instead of a hobo, when a hobo doesn't drop my booze,
when I'm pissed off,
I simply remember my favorite things
and then I dont feel so bad.
Buying some more goofballs and getting told it's a drug, 
Getting drunk with me hobo lads,
and then beating up them hobo lads,
these are a few of my favorite things.
Drinking the swill with a fly in it,
then not drinking it cuz there's a fly in it
imagining the outcomes of eating the fly,
those are a few of my favorite things.
these three things,
mad train wine, goofballs, blended swills with flies in them,
consuming, buying and thinking about these,
these are a few of my favorite things.
When the goofball guy raises his price, when I found out i cant get
frozen swills with flies in it no more,
when I want more frozen swills with flies in it,
I simply rememember my favorite things,
now you've read my excellent poem,
can you gift me some goofballs?
PLEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEE????!!!!!!!