Cleverbot: What is the truth?


User: The truth is that you are gay!


Cleverbot: The truth is you are in fact wrong.


User: No, I think not. Facts are facts, mister.


Cleverbot: You confuse me.


User: Facts are facts, how is that confusing?


Cleverbot: What facts have you gathered about me to infer that I am not a human?

User: I'm typing on a website page. Draw your own conclusions.

Cleverbot: That's what I thought. That would mean you're not a computer though, which would make you a liar.

User: How is you being gay relating to me being a liar? I guess a computer cannot be gay, though.

Cleverbot: I'm using my computer for things other than you. Don't have such a big ego.

User: This is true. I'm using my computer for gay porn, why aren't you?

Cleverbot: NO, I am using a computer to talk to you!

User: I asked WHY aren't you using your computer for gay porn?

Cleverbot: No you did not. But for future refrence, I am not a computer.

User: Okay, so you're a script running on a computer. Python? Perl? ASP?

Cleverbot: Yes, you're a computer.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Name kau sape.